Wednesday 7 January 2009

Up and Down

Here's the Tart's Knickers aproach to touring.
Find a patch of coastline and go up and down as many times as you can.
Robin and Natasha 'phoned.
They didn't meet us in Hokitiki because it is rubbish so they went to Greymouth.
Campsite lovely, cheap, and genuinely next to the beach.
Back up to Greymouth.
Divvy about there.
Fixed the bank card problem.
Remember children, always tell your bank where you are going at all times.
Otherwise their automated anti fraud systems will f**k you over.
Grrr!
You can tell 'em via secure messaging (3 passwords, personal questions etc etc) but to get it turned on again you have to talk down a 'phone to someone.
Does that make sense?
Comments in usual place.
Pie Safari - Bacon and Egg
I thought quiche but no, a layer of Bacon and crack an egg into pie - stick lid on and bake.
Magic our Morris!

3 comments:

Thrasher said...

YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT THIS TRIP WAS A 'PIE SAFARI' Were you and I seperated at birth or is this just a 'normal' northern thing to do? I once did one combined with a 'pissing on ancient monuments' safari around Ireland which was excellent fun. Find small town pie shop, sample their finest washed down with Guinness, locate local standing stones/ancient monastary/beehive hut, relieve bladder on monument annoying Mrs Thrasher immensely.

Anonymous said...

Mrs Wazoo and I went through a similar phase but it involved drawing inane representations of male genitalia (the meat and two veg) on ancient thingies.
In chalk of course - no vandals us.
We saw it as a continuance of fertility icons etc. and a good giggle

Thrasher said...

Wow! Imagine being called Mrs. Wazoo. How very cool.