How To Lose 23 Minutes Of Your Life

Have you ever been in a chat and no one turned up?
Sadly I have, a lot.

This is not just because I am a lonesome cowboy.

I educate online and have to host chats.

But they are often not obligatory so people seldom turn up.

I also have to establish conferencing services.

So often end up testing endlessly useless systems.

I'm sure a certain redhead remembers efforts way back when to do video stuff over dial-ups.

I've taken to singing to pass the time. 

I'd like to share the experience with you.

Geoff

07/03/2009 06:58

Hiya B**s

Geoff

07/03/2009 06:58

or maybe someone else is there?

Geoff

07:04

Blue

07:05

There's 1000s of smileys here but where's the fonts and stuff?

07:05

a line appeared

07:05

 still

07:06

 talking to myself in Uk then?

07:09

looks like it

07:10

If I had a penny for every fail it conference I'd have £3.26

07:10

it=IT

07:12

whoops tangled up in old records on the floor

07:12

chat

07:12

cahat

07:13

I'm chatting to mice elf again

07:13

Any howard deveto fans out there?

07:15

Just for you "This is a song from under the floorboards" by Magazine

07:15

I am angry I am ill and Im as ugly as sin

My irritability keeps me alive and kicking

I know the meaning of life, it doesnt help me a bit

I know beauty and I know a good thing when I see it

07:17

(join in with the choruses)

07:18

This is a song from under the floorboards

This is a song from where the wall is cracked

My force of habit, I am an insect

I have to confess Im proud as hell of that fact

07:18

I know the highest and the best

I accord them all due respect

But the brightest jewel inside of me

Glows with pleasure at my own stupidity

07:19

This is a song from under the floorboards

This is a song from where the wall is cracked

My force of habit, I am an insect

I have to confess Im proud as hell of that fact

07:20

(just the vocalist now) 

07:20

I used to make phantoms I could later chase

Images of all that could be desired

Then I got tired of counting all of these blessings

And then I just got tired

07:21

(last time all together now)

07:21

This is a song from under the floorboards

This is a song from where the wall is cracked

My force of habit, I am an insect

I have to confess Im proud as hell of that fact

07:21

07:21

Thank you

07:21

you are very kind

IT it's fucking great innit?